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- This shit's hilarious, i love this song.
Eminem
Marshall Bruce Mathers III (born October 17, 1972), better known by his stage name Eminem/Slim Shady is an American rapper and record producer. Eminem quickly gained popularity in 1999 with his major-label album, The Slim Shady LP, which won a Grammy Award for Best Rap Album. The following album, The Marshall Mathers LP, became the fastest-selling solo album in the United States history. The Marshall Mathers LP and his third album, The Eminem Show, also won Grammy Awards, making Eminem the first artist to win Best Rap Album for three consecutive LPs. Recent Activity
"Thanks for bein patient I won't make no more mistakes shit.my/potatoes baked homie, the veggies on my plate can fly/my filet is smokin weed, yeah faggot the stakes are high"
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"call me a faggot cuz I hate a pussy"
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"stick my dick in a circle but I'm not fuckin around!"
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"Pull a nine out during a rhyme bout
While I'm rippin this shit, put a clip in it spit five rounds
And murder you hoes worse than a convertible flippin verticle
nose-first wit the top off landin up-side down"
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"She's on my Johnson, She brings my name up constant"
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"“She says it’s quicker to count the things that ain’t wrong with you, Than to count the things that are”"
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"Man, get these whack cocksuckers off stage
Where the fuck is Kanye when you need him?
Snatch the mic from ‘em, bitch I’mma let you finish in a minute"
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"“I’m Kanye when he crashed, in otherwords I got the hood on smash”"
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"Love is evol (evil), spell it backwards"
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"Yall are Eminem backwards, your meni me's (mini me's)"
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"I hope you can`t sleep & you dream about it & when you dream, i hope you can`t sleep & you scream about it ."
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"My love has got you so blinded, you couldn't pick Amy Winehouse out of a lineup"
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"'Pretend he just stayed outside all day and played with his friends/ Pretend he even had a friend to say was his friend'"
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"Til I’m toppling from the top I’m not going to stop
I’m standing on my Monopoly board
That means I’m on top of my game and it don’t stop
Til my hip don’t hop anymore"
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"Cold-hearted from the day I Bogarted the game
I so started to rock fellow
When I’m not even in my harshest
You can still get roasted because Marsh is not mellow"
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"They call me a freak because
I like to spit on these pussies fore I eat them"
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"I ain’t never giving in again
caution to the wind, complete freedom
Look at these rappers, how I treat them
So why the fuck would I join them when I beat them"
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"I’m a little bit sicker than most
Sh-t’s finna get thick again
They say the competition is stiff
But I get a hard dick from this sh-t, now stick it in"
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"i gave bruce wayne a valium and said settle ya fuckin ass down i'm ready for combat man. get it calm batman?"
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"Fork was in the road, took the psycho path
Poison Ivy wouldn't have me thinking rash"
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"You can try and read my lyrics off of this paper before I lay ‘em, But you won’t take the sting out these words before I say ‘em!"
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"”You can be quick, jump of a candle stick burn your back, fu-k Jill on a hill but you still ain’t Jack”"
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"trying to give me the finger is like giving a spider the web,
I’m just gonna spin it and use it to my advantage; i catch a fly in that bitch, you think you fly, you just food;
i give as much of a flying fuck as that superman dude"
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"pull your verse out the beat and stomp on it... suplexing it on cement like im on some straight outta compton shit"
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"keep bloggin while i’m mind boggling; i zone like im in the twilight dog get off my bone, this is my mic dog and i like hoggin it"
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"It’ll never be my chair that you own... crown so tight that it cuts all circulation no air to the brain no oxygen other words it’s no air to the throne"
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May 11, 2010 6:49pm
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That should be written as, "heir to the throne."
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"Have you ever been hated or discriminated against?/ I have, I've been protested and demonstrated against"
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"I walked into a gunfight with a knife to kill you/And cut you so fast when your blood spilled it was still blue!"
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"Dre I'm down here, under the ground, dig me up, broken tibia's, fibia's yeah fix me up, 60 sluts, all of em dyin from asphyxia, after they sipped piss thru Christopher Reeve's sippy cup, dixie cups, toxins, boxes of oxy pads, and enough oxycontins to send a fuckin ox to rehab."
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"I almost look comatose,
Who wants to be sober? gross
I foam like a doberman,
Mouth open I overdose,
Put coke up my nostrils,
In both my holes then i plug my nose,
My pupils quadruple in size,
My eyes are so bugged I know"
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"Soon as my flow starts,
I compose art like the ghost of mozart."
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"Broke the rubber, Busted a nut up in your mother, so how you feel about having another baby brother"
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Jul 26, 2010 3:10pm
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daaamn ! lmfaooo
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Dec 19, 2009 2:34pm
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Congratulations!
Love,
Em
(*Licks Envelope*)
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"'Oh, you want me to watch my mouth? How?/Take my fucking eyeballs out, and turn em around?'"
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"she said 'Help me I think I'm having a seisure!'
I said 'I'm high too (bitch) Quit grabbin my T-shirt (let go!)"
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"they make it all up, there's no such thing, like a female with good looks, who cooks
and cleans"
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Feb 09, 2010 10:17pm
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few and far between ;)
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"The criminal cop killing hip-hop filling minimal swap to cop millions of Pac listeners.
Your coming with me, feel it or not you’re gonna fear it like I showed you the spirit of god lives in us"
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"I spit it slow so these kids know that i'm talkin' to 'em,
give it back to these damn critics and sock it to em,
i'm like a thug, with a little bit of Pac influence,
I spew it, and look how I got you bitches rockin' to it,
you motherfuckers could never do it like I could do it,
don't even try it, you'll look stupid, do not pursue it,
don't ever in your life, try to knock the truest,
I spit the illest shit, ever been dropped to two inch,
so ticky-tock listen as the sound ticks on the clock,
listen to the sound of Kim as she licks on a cock,
listen to the sound of me spillin' my heart through this pen,
motherfuckers know that i'll never be Marshall again,
full of controversy until I retire my jersey,
'til the fire inside dies and expires at thirty, and
Lord have mercy on any more of these rappers that verse me,
and put a curse on authorities in the face of adversity"
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"Now how in the fuck am I supposed to get out of debt
I cant rap anymore I just murdered the alphabet"
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"I joke when I say I'm the best in the booth
But a lot of truth is said injest"
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Sep 28, 2009 11:01am
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just incase you dont know what jest means..it means joke..so hes sayin he jokes that hes the best but its true..
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"I'm like a fuckin wasp in the hospital lost
Stingin the fuck outta everything I come across in the halls
I light a candle and place it up on the mantle
Grab a knife at the blade and stab you with the fuckin handle"
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"You can get capped after just having a cavity filled"
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"I flip you off in French, then translate in English
Then I'ma vanish off the face of the planet and come back
speakin so much Spanish, Pun can't even understand it"
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"Or leanin out a window, with a cocked shotgun
Drivin up the block in the car that they shot 'Pac in
Lookin for Big's killers, dressed in ridiculous
blue and red like I don't see what the big deal is"
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Sep 28, 2009 1:06am
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dressin** another typo..
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"When I go out, I'ma go out shootin
I don't mean when I die, I mean when I go out to the club, stupid"
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"man im a twisted sick sadistic son of a bitch six six six
broke his crucifix made out of sticks n fixed it
you're delusional illusions look realistic"
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Sep 28, 2009 1:05am
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just a heads up between fixed it and you're delusional is some other stuff but i cant understand it all so i left it out..its 4am here so oh well
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"i need christopher reeves to come and lay his verse
i think he can spit it better on medicine ball
first off..i did not even realize the guy died
so i guess them christopher reeves jokes aint gonna FLLLYYY"
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"I just wanna make a few things clear
My baby mama's not dead (uh-uhh) she's still alive and bitchin (yup)
And I don't have herpes, my dick's just itchin"
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"I try to keep it positive and play it cool
Shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school (Stay in school!"
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"I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful (uh-huh huh)
I like birds, bees, I like people"
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"my noodle is cock-a-doodle, my clocks cuckoo,
I got screws loose, yeahhh, the whole kit an' kaboodle,
I'm just brutal. It's no rumour, I'm numero uno"
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Sep 28, 2009 2:33pm
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thanks didnt know that
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Sep 28, 2009 1:41pm
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You can just double click the rhyme and fix it.
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Sep 28, 2009 1:03am
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uno* typo sorry
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"Shady Records was 80 seconds
Away from the towers
Some cowards fucked with the wrong building
They meant to hit ours"
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"But if you want it you got it you'd bump this shit too, if we ain't diss you on it"
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"And you don't really wanna step inside no mic booth
C'mon now, you know the white boy'll bite you
I hurt your pride dawg and you know I don't like to"
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"And I don't even carry guns no more, I don't got to
Got undercover cops that'll legally pop you"
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"I strike a still pose and hit you with some ill flows
that don't even make sense, like dykes usin dildos"
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"Went to bible class with a gun, blasted a nun
Fuck hell! - Satan sent my ass to the sun."
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"Jealous little fucks beg for my attention but
I done told you once, I'm not the kind of attention you want"
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"They wanna talk shit, let em talk shit, cause they talk shit
Knowing deep down, they really just wanna squash it
Cause no one wants to walk around, stepping in dog shit
And get doo-doo on the shoe again, soon as they washed it"
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"But now i’m about to draw the line.
And for you to cross it that’s a mountain that I doubt you wanna climb"
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"Enough dirt on you to murder you
This is what the fuck I do"
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"Oh, but you didn't know, fame has a price too
That you're just now seeing the downside to
Lose your best friend from highschool, your wife too
Ain't even sure if your kids like you"
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"But don't blame me when lil' Eric jumps off of the terrace
You shoulda been watchin him - apparently you ain't parents"
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"I murder a rhyme one word at a time
You never, heard of a mind as perverted as mine"
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"Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
it'd be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this!
I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her
and have a son and a new brother at the same time
and just say that it ain't mine"
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Jul 26, 2010 3:42pm
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Em is sickk ! lol
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"Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business
Die, bitches, bastards, brats, pets
This puppy's lucky I didn't blast his ass yet"
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"I'm a motherfuckin spiteful, DELIGHTFUL eyeful
The new Ice Cube - motherfuckers HATE to like you
What did I do?"
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"But I'm debated disputed hated and viewed in America
as a motherfuckin drug addict - like you didn't experiment?
Now now, that's when you start to stare at who's in the mirror
and see yourself as a kid again, and you get embarrased
And I got nothin' to do but make you look stupid as parents
You fuckin do-gooders - too bad you couldn't do good at marriage!"
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Mar 15, 2010 1:37pm
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he KILLED this song. <3
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"the mad rapper whether I got money or not {yup}
As long as I'm on pills, and I got plenty of pot
I'll be in a canoe paddlin' makin' fun of your yacht"
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"...I'm hannibal lecters so just in case yor thinking of saving face you aint gonna have no face to save by the time I'm through with this place so drake..."
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"I take seven kids from Columbine, stand 'em all in line/Add an AK-47, a revolver, a nine/a Mack-11 and it ought a solve the problem of mine/and that's a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time"
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"This song isn't for you, it's for me, a true MC, It's what he'll do just to see if he still has it, and if his skills mastered,
He's able to spill raps long after hes killed, that's a, real MC"
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"bitch you make me hurl"
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"You dealin’ with a few true villians who stand inside of the booth true spillin’
And spit true feelings until them tooth fillings come flyin’ up out of our months, then rewind it"
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"My music is therapeutic for whoever's there to use it/ It's like, Lucifer's here to influence listeners through it/ You probably do what it said to do just from listenin to it/ It's got the power to get you to do it"
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"'If I hear another word so don’t go opening your jibs/ cos' every time you do, it’s just another load of fibs'"
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"You can be quick, jump the candlestick, burn your back.. And fuck Jill on a hill, but you still ain't Jack"
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I'm such a noob.. only just got this album.. but this is an amazing line
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"The one man on the planet that'll drive off of the grand canyon
Hop out of a grand am and land in it handstandin"
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"ill puke, eat it, and freak you (eww)
Battle? I'm too weeded to speak to
The only key that I see to defeat you
would be for me to remove these two Adidas and beat you
and force feed you 'em both, and on each feet is a cleat shoe"
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"You bitches get a hysterectomy disrespectin' me/ You wanna feel the full effect of me, hand a tech to me//"
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Jul 17, 2009 1:49pm
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Word, this was definitely my favorite album of his. so many good one-liners
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Jul 17, 2009 12:11pm
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Genius shit
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"Your ass forgot, so just in case you don't remember me/
I'll run your brain around the block to jog your fucking memory//"
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Jul 17, 2009 12:11pm
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Infinite is still me favorite Em album
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"Mother are you there, I love you/I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel"
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Jul 10, 2009 4:44pm
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I just remembered this one.
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"Every day man I just seem to get a little bit doper/Shit, back down, man I'd rather lick on a scrotum"
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"'and everyone just feels like they can relate, i guess words are a mother fucker, they can be great'"
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Jul 06, 2009 9:29pm
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'...or they can teach hate.' Nice. Classic line.
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"'An animal caged to turn crazed, how the fuck you supposed to grow up when you werent raised?' -Eminem"
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Jul 10, 2009 1:08pm
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im playin wit u...u know ur shit i give u that..juss messin around..where u from
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Jul 06, 2009 9:33pm
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huh? I've heard this rhyme, but didn't think to add it. Not sure I understand your comment...
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Jun 27, 2009 12:14pm
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never thought of that one huh, thunderpipe! ha haaa
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"they call me superman, leap tall hoes in a single bound, im single now, got no ring on this finger, ill never let another chick bring me down"
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Aug 07, 2009 1:28pm
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i was JUST listening to this.
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"Warning, this shit's gon be rated R, restricted
You see this bullet hole in my neck? It's self inflicted
Doctor slapped my momma, 'Bitch you got a sick kid'"
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"I'm fixing something to start shit
and got no more picture to rip and shit to throw darts at
ain't got no more targets
shit, irv and jeff, we done beat em to death
benzino in debt"
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"Yeah baby, do that dance
it's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do / Girl shake that ass / You ain't ever gonna break that glass, that windshield's too strong for you"
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May 26, 2009 3:08pm
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This beat is some of Dre's best work since Chronic 2001!!!!!!
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"But I already told you my whole life story
Not just based on my description
Cuz where you see it from where your sittin its
Probably 110% different"
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May 14, 2009 11:59am
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I'm hoping this album is like the first two
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"As soon as I walk in
Its like all eyes on me, I try to avoid any contact
Cuz if I do that then it opens the door for
Conversation like I want that... I'm not looking
For extra attention I just want to be just like
You blend in with the rest of the room
Maybe just point me to the closest restroom"
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"'Marshall your so funny man you should be a comedian god damn'
unfortunately I am I just hide behind the tears of a clown
So why dont you all sit down
Listen to the tale that I'm about to tell
Hell we don't gotta trade our shoes
And you don't gotta walk no thousand miles"
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"tipped over some cows jus for a joke nd a laugh. jumped up, choked a giraffe, snapped its neck nd broke it in half"
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"you can be quick : jump a candle stick , burn your back, fcuk jill on a hill but you still aint jack"
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Apr 27, 2009 8:58am
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this album is full of one line rhymes
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Apr 27, 2009 8:57am
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Good album
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"Just then the pigs bust in yellin' 'Freeze!'
But I'm already wanted for sellin' keys
And bunch of other felonies from A to Z like spellin' bees"
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"Droppin your whole clique with one finger 'til none linger"
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- March 29, 2009 
- Eminem 
- Bring Our Boys Comments
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Apr 27, 2009 8:58am
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oh.. I haven't listened to this album yet
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"Fuck dropping the jewel, I'm flippin' the sacred treasure/I'll bite your motherfuckin' style, just to make it fresher"
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- March 21, 2009
- Eminem
- Just Don't Give a Fuck Comments
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"I ain't have to go to Lincoln High School to know that / But I can rap, so fuck school / I'm too cool to go back / Give me a mic, show me where the fucking studio's at"
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"...and thats the jist of it / parents are pissed, but the kids love it / nine millimeters stuffed in two seaters with meat cleavers / I don't blame you, I wouldn't let Hailie listen to me neither"
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"...that's bacon souffle you makin' ain't it, but thank you Jason"
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Jul 15, 2010 3:48pm
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this was only a freestyle remember that
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Mar 05, 2009 4:00pm
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i just say yes because eminem ur fuckin awsome
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Feb 06, 2009 7:23pm
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Eminem needs to come better with the lyrics if he wants to make a comeback.
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Feb 02, 2009 9:41pm
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Jason?
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"There's seven different levels to devil worshipin' / horses heads, human sacrifices, cannibalism, candles, and exorcism / animals, havin' sex with 'em / camels, mammals, and rabbits, but I don't get into that I kicked the habit"
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